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Who: Arsenal Fans
To the tune of Chelseas one man went to mow, for Cashley Cole:

"One man went to bed, went to bed with ashley, one man and his mobile phone went to bed with ashley. two man went to bed (three man four man etc etc....finishing with the grand finale of ten men.) "

Thanks to Paul Baker
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Who: Villa Fans
What I heard was the first verse....I've made the rest up because I thought it was a cool idea, taken from "Surrey with the Fringe on Top" from Oklahoma (apparently):

"Duck and weave and shoot Gareth Barry
Take a shot, it's OK Gareth Barry,
When you shoot with your boot Gareth Barry.

Villa staaaay on top!

Watch Steve Davis , he's not a slacker,
McCann will kick you right in the knacker,
Petrov tees it up and it'll be a cracker,

and the Viiiilaaas on top!

Agbonlahor runs like a cheetah
He's first class, a Brummie World Beater,
O'Neill is yer man and I'm a big fan,

of the Viiilllaaa on top!
Submitted by Mike Brown

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